at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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