I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sobbing to NWA
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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