I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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