I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i now understand why vodka
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