Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
PANTIES FOUND
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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