Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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