We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
A+ Viking dick
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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