The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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