you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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