We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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