How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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