So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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