Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we made out on top of his cat.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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