i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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