I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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