are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The uberlube is also flammable
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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