I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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