It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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