My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
