If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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