Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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