Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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