I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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