Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Non-Jews are for practice
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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