There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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