fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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