I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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