On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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