i permit you to call me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Randomize
