I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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