I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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