Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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