Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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