is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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