just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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