i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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