My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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