So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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