uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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