I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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