I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Randomize
