Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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