ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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