brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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