They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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