last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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