How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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