I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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