yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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