Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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