Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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