finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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