she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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