I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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